chocolate

chocolate
1. (Chocolate) (1768↑, 313↓)
the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.

whenever u feel down just have some chocolate it makes u feel better \!\!\!\!\!

2. (chocolate) (998↑, 287↓)
1) a substitute for sex 2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually

He can't be no good in bed, his woman always hittin' the chocolate.

3. (chocolate) (750↑, 168↓)
A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.

I was really depressed so I bought a pint of chocolate ice cream.

4. (chocolate) (488↑, 119↓)
A candy made from cocao beans invented in the 19th century. - In 1876, the Swiss discovered the process of adding milk to the chocolate. The word chocolate is derived from the Nahuatl (Aztec) language: Chocolatl. Chocolatl was a drink made from roasted cocao beans, chile and honey. It was generally thought of as an aphrodisiac... (drinking chocolatl expands the artery leading to the penis for sustained erections.) Note: Chocolatl is not to be confused with chocolate. (Chocolate does not have this effect...)

"Damn\! I'm craving chocolate again..."

5. (chocolate) (415↑, 90↓)
The tastiest thing in the world\!

Hey do you want some chocolate? yeah\!

6. (Chocolate) (352↑, 116↓)
(CHAW-COH-LET) 1.A chick's best candy. 2.Your tongue's way of having sex. 3.A drug of the world because its very addictive. 4.A sweet piece of candy in the world that shuts little brats up who continuously scream about how they didn't get this, they didn't get that. Mommy... 5.Dark-skinned.

For a delicious surprise, learn to whipe your ass after you use the bathroom. The result is chocolate.

7. (Chocolate) (313↑, 159↓)
A fairly potent type of Marijuana, a personal choice herb of mine, that is dark and brown in color, sticky, and has a very delicious chocolate aroma. May also be referred to as "choco" and "choc".

Hey man, you happen to have another dime of that chocolate? That stuff is some dank herb.

8. (chocolate) (111↑, 32↓)
The best substance on the earth. Varys in different shades of brown. Varys in sweetness. Originally used by the Aztec Indians. Diana's favorite food of all time.

My birthday is coming up really soon, and for it I want chocolate.

9. (Chocolate) (93↑, 25↓)
A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day\!\!

10. (chocolate) (67↑, 8↓)
Chocolate? Did you just look up chocolate? Chocolate\!? CHOCOLATE\!\!?? CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE\!\!\! CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE\!\!\!

Chocolate\!? CHOCOLATE\!\!?? CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE\!\!\!

Author: Screaming Chocolate Guy http://chocolate.urbanup.com/4999431
11. (chocolate) (62↑, 21↓)
Hershy, Ghiradelli, Dove, dark, white, milky, etc. Usually acts as medicine for your PMSing friend or girlfriend. A great romantic gift. The secret to life.

Boy:I'm really sorry I forgot your birthday. Girl:You should be. Boy:I brought you this chocolate Girl:Awwwww. Thank you Johnny.

Author: Mandy Sophia Mendez http://chocolate.urbanup.com/2524317
12. (chocolate) (81↑, 42↓)
i love the feeling of it moving in my mouth. drippy melting gooey stuff, i just can't get enough if it's only just a candy, that's only not enough. the endorphins it releases are filled with peaceful stuff. the shiny tinfoil wrapping, and paper over that, makes me think of what i want even more because it's wrapped. the smell of burning heaven, of melted yumminess, i like my chcoclate so much, i think i am possessed.

it's about chocolate, and chocolate is very sensual, as is the poem... just read it and try to imagine what was going through my mind at the time... you must know that i had been on an all chocolate diet at the time that i wrote that poem.

13. (chocolate) (42↑, 11↓)
The almighty distraction

Rick: Bitch\! Venessa: What? Rick: Chocolate. Vanessa: I LOVE CHOCOLATE

14. (chocolate) (53↑, 31↓)
1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao. 2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy. 2. "That'll be chocolate."

15. (Chocolate) (22↑, 4↓)
The Meaning of life. Screw 42 thats a load of bull. Chocolate + mushy romance film = the best cure for a broken heart REMEMBER chocolate is an afrodisiac it actualy scientifically makes u feel better chocolate is my substitute for love.

my best friend got dumped so we spent our saturday night with dairy milk Chocolate and mister darcy

16. (chocolate) (23↑, 7↓)
The meaning of life\!\!\!

Chocolate is my favoritest food in the whole world\!\!\!

Author: parisologyperson http://chocolate.urbanup.com/3117297
17. (chocolate) (35↑, 21↓)
chocolate, it's delicious. chocolate, it tastes really good, god knows it's bad for you, but I can't get enough of that chocolate

chocolate, dark white or brown. chocolate, it tastes good in your mouth. god knows it's bad for you, but i can't get enough of that chocolate.

18. (Chocolate) (26↑, 15↓)
Chocolate is a drug offered by Dallas area drug dealers we figured out that chocolate is a black dick. It was used in a combination of ecstacy and chocolate which implied a drug induced raping. Credit = max southern alex bobby

"Yo nigga I don't got acid but I got some molly and some chocolate." "Oh shit that sounds good man. Yeah..."

Author: mackdaddy420smoke http://chocolate.urbanup.com/4097531
19. (chocolate) (25↑, 14↓)
Chocolate is one of the fifteen main reasons to be reincarnated. The others are unimportant.

Come back for the chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...,

20. (chocolate) (13↑, 5↓)
women crack, a food object made from coco beans thats interests the female hormones, it can totally blow your mind..x_X

\chocolatedid you bring the chocolate? \chocolateyea man, i got the goods.

21. (Chocolate) (7↑, 1↓)
the best food in the WORLD u dont doubt this its true any1 that doesnt like chocolate can just leave

If i dont get to eat chocolate atleast once a day i get migraines.

Author: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb http://chocolate.urbanup.com/4328720
22. (chocolate) (15↑, 9↓)
IF A black girl is Hot. IF and ONly if, she is sexy, fine, attrctive, beautiful can she be called chocolate. this is true. dark skin is sexy chocolate chick

chris:hey look at that dark girl. she looks as good as chocolate. not too black

23. (Chocolate) (9↑, 4↓)
The BEST food on the planet.

Me: *munch* Person: What are you eating? Me: Chocolate. Person: Wow. What else is new? Me: *WACK*

24. (Chocolate) (5↑, 1↓)
An awesome food product used in all sorts of food creations as well as used on its own, can lead to sexual pleasure with partner if used in the proper manner. Can also have side effects such as the bending of your toes backwards

"oh look a chocolate bar" eats chocolate "omg my toes are bending backwards\!"

25. (Chocolate) (1↑, 0↓)
The best food of heaven, earth, and hell.

Human: CHOCOLATE\! Jesus: CHOCOLATE\! Satan: CHOCOLATE\!

26. (Chocolate) (4↑, 3↓)
Something women eat to get over the guys they loved but then the guy turned into an ass.

Women 1: Im so sorry\! How are you ever going to get over him? Women 2: Im going to eat chocolate like theirs no tomorrow.

Author: kmjnhbgfvsxwefrthnjkmlknbgvdxs http://chocolate.urbanup.com/5915146
27. (chocolate) (2↑, 1↓)
A code word for sex. Often used around small children, adults, eavesdroppers, or other people who do not need to know what you're talking about. Can also provide inside jokes to you and your friends.

Sorry guys, gotta go. Gonna go get me some chocolate.

28. (Chocolate) (2↑, 1↓)
1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans. 2. The most addictive food in the world. 3. The best excuse in the world.

Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy\! do you wanna play with me? Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE\!\!\!

Author: ChocolateFantasyUnicorn http://chocolate.urbanup.com/5410359
29. (chocolate) (3↑, 2↓)
Slang term used by gay men to describe African-American men. Often used as code around unsuspecting straight folks. Variations include milk chocolate describing light complected or racially mixed individuals and dark chocolate for darker complected black men.

If you're into chocolate, that club is the place for you\!

30. (chocolate) (13↑, 12↓)
noun or verb; another word for sex or sexy, since they're both addicting and sweet.

"Alexis was the best piece of chocolate I've had in the last few months\!" "Gimme a little more of that kind of chocolate and I'll really show you my sweet tooth." "I like it warm and chocolatey."

31. (Chocolate) (0↑, 0↓)
The reason I live.

in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. YES

Author: mypseudonymishi http://chocolate.urbanup.com/6184093
32. (Chocolate) (1↑, 2↓)
1.) A Sweet Candy 2.) Used To Describe A Skin Color (The Most Beautiful Skin Color)

I Absolutely LOVE Chocolate She Has The Most Beautiful Dark Skin Complexion :)

Author: RedBoneShawtty\!\!\!:) http://chocolate.urbanup.com/5562746
33. (Chocolate) (1↑, 2↓)
A male that a [teenage girl] likes, the word chocolate used as a code to keep it a secret.

Did you talk to your chocolate today?? I like my chocolate with caramel and nuts\!

34. (Chocolate) (0↑, 2↓)
The most incredible feeling one can ever have

Dude....i am so chocolate right now, you have no idea -or- Dude....you are way too chocolate for your own good

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35. (Chocolate) (1↑, 3↓)
A term used for anything of a remarkable nature.

Positive: "Did you see that girl? She was SO Chocolate\!" "That shirt is totally Chocolate\!" "Check out my new phone, it's so Chocolate\!" "Damn that movie was Chocolate\!" "thats pretty damn Chocolate my friend" Negative: "That bitch was so not Chocolate" "There's just no Chocolate to this town"

36. (chocolate) (7↑, 9↓)
adj. a description of something amazingly fantastic.

It was so chocolate when we stumbled upon the annual night of debauchery party.

37. (Chocolate) (0↑, 4↓)
Any type of african-american male. Usually VERY attractive and yummy. Can be used to talk about the "delishiousness" of a guy.

That chocolate is making my mouth water.

38. (chocolate) (6↑, 11↓)
possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

yummy kinds of chocolate: hershey's, ghiradelli's, godiva, russel stover's, wonka

39. (chocolate) (9↑, 15↓)
really wanting to hook up w. someone

O man, after seeing her, i have mad chocolate.

40. (Chocolate) (2↑, 10↓)
Something that is the best it can be.

That hot chic is So chocolate. This steak is sChocolate

41. (Chocolate) (1↑, 10↓)
Your mouth's way of having an orgasm.

When I didn't have an orgasm during sex I popped out some chocolate and my mouth did the rest.

42. (chocolate) (12↑, 21↓)
causes orgasms in your mouth when consumed while under the influence of marijuana.

one time i blazed and ate 26 chocolate hershey kisses:0

43. (Chocolate) (7↑, 20↓)
Code word for cannabis. Most likely to be used in reference of the state of being "[brown n' crumbly]".

"So, yesterday, I picked up more.. chocolate. Let's get brown and fuckin crumbly."

44. (Chocolate) (5↑, 20↓)
Made from the same plant (tThe Cocoa, Bean= Chocolate, Leaf= Cocaine) as Cocaine, Chocolate is addictive as it contains one of the same chemicals as Cocaine but this chemical is only effective to females. Don't be stupid and think cocaine is not addictive to males cause theres other shite in it. White chocolate does not apply\!

Girl: This chocolate is as good as Smack. Other Girl: Made of the same stuff\!

Author: Doctor Who Companion http://chocolate.urbanup.com/2506013
45. (chocolate) (14↑, 33↓)
A food most women fake obsessions with so they can fit in with other women. Other common obsessions include Starbucks and shoes.

Anne-Oh my gosh I have to have chocolate right now so I don't die. The only things better than chocolate are shoes and Starbucks. Holly (me)-Fuck you, you stupid obsession faking future trophy wife bitch.

Author: holly the ginger kid. http://chocolate.urbanup.com/2448675
46. (chocolate) (42↑, 71↓)
A flavor of ice cream that pales in comparison to vanilla.
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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